Perez Hilton

The Queen of all Media just released his tell-all book entitled “Red Carpet Suicide: A Survival Guide on Keeping Up With The Hiltons“… here is a little from the New York post interview!!

NYP: What did you think of [Britney's] recent documentary?
Perez:

“I just realized the extent of her stupidity. I wonder if she knows how stupid she is. She can barely speak in full sentences. But, mission accomplished. It was a big infomercial for her album, and her album debuted at No. 1. And it served to make us feel sorry for her, even though she says she doesn’t want to be a victim. Part of me does miss Crazy Britney.”

Who was your biggest villain this year?

“Miley Cyrus. She just seemed to do nothing right. She started off poorly with pictures, leaked from her cell phone, of her in the shower. Then the Vanity Fair shoot, the trashing of her fellow co-stars, dating a 20-year-old when she’s only 15 . . . but, whether we like it or not, she’s a superstar. She’s very crafty at getting our attention.”

Jennifer Aniston also seems to be another of your villains.

“I wouldn’t call her a villain. I would call her sad and desperate. I’m so confused by her dating John Mayer. She craves her privacy, and he’s the biggest media whore out there. He made out with me two years ago. Who knows? I guess he makes her happy.”

For the whole interview click here

The new books release date is set for Jan 6th, 2009!